Wednesday, June 08, 2005

but he’s sooo beautiful — he must be innocent.

I am now awaiting the cultural backlash following Russell Crowe being charged with assault in NYC, and facing up to seven years in jail.

I think that this means that we really should cancel all aid to the USA (manifested as the recently enacted FTA, over support of ongoing imperialism) and start boycotting America completely (no more watching the OC …)

Where is Howard on this one? What is Downer doing? What are Bolt and Ackerman saying?

Don’t worry Russell, I heard from a mate that I sort of know through work that someone’s cousin was sitting on the train to Lilydale and overheard this dodgy fellow talking about how someone had told him that it was the baggage handlers chucked the phone. You'll be right, mate.


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